Phew! You found me! I've been waiting for someone!
See, it takes a certain kind of resourceful, inquisitive person to click on an ominous whisper on a webpage.
I really love that about you.
That's why I'm giving you 10% off ANYTHING in my shop using code 'SNEAKY10'. That's right. You just got 10% off as a reward for being a snoop.
Now keep on exploring & breaking rules, you sneaky lil' betch.